How to control your man or men! (Hope my wife doesn't read this!)

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By Kenny Wordsmith

First word

Look here, madam, this is written by a man. A member of the easily controllable sex. But what, you may ask, can a man tell women about controlling men? Lots! You know why? Because a man has inside-info.

Please check out the following scenario: If you were a queen who believes in 'Knowledge is Power' and wanted to storm a city surrounded by seemingly impregnable stone walls, battlements and stuff, what wouldn't you give to learn about secret entrances, weak spots and flaws in design?

The equivalent of those is what I am giving you in this book. Of course, I plan to write a book on women next, with the help of my spies in the enemy camp, and be sure to read it, to deal with the new race of Men Who Are Informed.

Men are like the fortressed city of my metaphor. This book will tell you how to make a grand entrance through the castle-gates on a red carpet!

It will also tell you how to, and when to, break those walls and take the city by force. But let's forget metaphors and get down to brass tacks! — Ouch! Ouch!

For slice-of-life examples, we peep into the lives of Cleo, Tony, Bill and Mary. Cleo gets everything wrong when dealing with Tony but Mary efficiently controls her Bill. And bills!

Read on…

Part 1 A man is like a crab.

Part 2 Boys are birds.

Part 3 Cut the Gordian knot of logic

Part 4 Use water, not fire.

Part 5 Be a Woman of Letters

Part 6 Be a sexy feminist.

Part 7 He should be Your Unwitting Puppet

Part 8 The Ultimate Secret

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jstankevicz 4 years ago

Hi Kenny, great HubPage series, and great self portrait of the author!

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

Ah, that's how I am inside! Thanks!

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G-Ma Johnson Level 4 Commenter 4 years ago

OMG you are good..I have many wild stories to add to a book also and a couple of great illustrators to assist..believe it has been a dream for me for a long time now...I Like you Lot's..G-Ma :O)

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

G-Ma, you are so kind! Thank you very much!

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G-Ma Johnson Level 4 Commenter 4 years ago

i am so laughing..it feels good thank you..I needed this ..happy Holidays..G-Ma :O)

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

Happy Holidays, G-Ma!

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G-Ma Johnson Level 4 Commenter 4 years ago

You friggen know she read this??? ha Ha g-ma :o)

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

She did and kinda approved, lol!

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Contribution 4 years ago

really good content, thanks for sharing, I am happy your wife approved :-)

looking forward reading more of you

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

She did and does. :)

Hope you read all the hubs in this series, Contribution.

Thank you.

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Peter M. Lopez 4 years ago

Great stuff, Kenny.

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Hazel Crawner 4 years ago

HA HA! I discovered it! ; )

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 4 years ago

Thank you, Peter for visiting an old hub!

Delighted you discovered it, Hazel! :)

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aniruddhakulkarni 2 years ago

OMG!! this is EXACTLY what i was looking for, i LOVED all your articles in this series, i would want to make this into a film, i would be grateful if there is any way that i could talk to you just to get more information which i will need to complete a formal SCRIPT, and more so talk to your wife too, cant wait to know more about the real "Mary" :)

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 2 years ago

Aniruddha, are you serious? I am in Chennai too. :)

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aniruddhakulkarni 2 years ago

Yes very much, :) let me know the best time to catch up,

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 2 years ago

Anytime, send me a message whenever :)

jeenie 23 months ago

I liked your writing style. can iLearn the language from you

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 23 months ago

Sure, Jeenie, thanks! :))

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kirutaye 17 months ago

This is a great series you have here - funny and useful too.

Well written. Thank you for sharing. :o))

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 17 months ago

Thank you for liking it, Kirutaye, and for the 'well-written' praise! :))

spana 16 months ago

But i didt get what ever u have said??????

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 16 months ago

This is only a foreword, Spana. Please read the other chapters. :)

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Sun-Girl Level 2 Commenter 11 months ago

Wonderful writings which i enjoyed once again.

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Kenny Wordsmith Hub Author 11 months ago

Thank you, Sun-Girl! :)

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